Who is me?
My name is Henry. I just moved to the Orange County from the Los Angeles County.
I have difficulties saying what I think; mainly because my mind goes way way faster than my mouth.
I am a software engineer, so I like to go straight to the point. But going straight to the point without details just leave people confused. It’s like going A=C. The details should be A=B and B=C; ergo, A=C.
By writing in this blog daily, I hope to be more articulate and expand my writing skills.
I make three billion dollars a month just sitting around. I usually wipe my butt with twenty or fifty dollar bills (depending on the stool). One hundred dollar bills is to light my cigarettes. One, five and ten dollar bills are used to make paper airplanes. I always use five hundred dollar bills to pay by cash; and they always keep the change.
If you want used $20 or $50, email me. I’ll have you bob for them fresh from the toilet.
If you have any questions, you can email me.